The first time I ever saw the beach, it was particularly striking. The dark and cold California sand that you couldn't walk normally in because it upset your balance, the way the sunset blanketed the horizon, the salty stench of the sandy breeze. The way that the waves crashed against the rocks and made distinct splashing noises. The general consensus about this atmosphere is that it's majestic and beautiful.

The wetness in the air, it was disgusting. Is this was they call “humidity” and how can I get out of this? All my life, I've never heard the end of the wonders of the beach. It's so fun, we'll have a great time! Wow!! The beach is the best!!!
Today, when people tell me that, all I can respond with is “I fucking hate the beach.”
I can vaguely understand the appeal for certain people. Maybe they enjoy the theoretical fun that the beach can offer. People go to the beach ready to enter the fun zone, but I am just not entirely sure where that fun comes from. I'd almost rather be in the savage environments from Heart of Darkness. At least the terror in that setting doesn't try to masquerade as a good time.
Now, living in Florida, not liking the beach is practically grounds for having your residency in this state revoked. So I'll just give in and go whenever asked. Then I step on a large shell and have a bleeding foot that hurts to walk on for a week. I'm thinking I'll take Africa from Heart of Darkness over this.